Wiz: Since your metal is at least comparable to Titanium, that would mean that, in order to melt the robots with such ease, the sword would have to be over three thousand degrees Fahrenheit, or over sixteen thousand degrees Celsius.Īnalysis-Bot: There's also the Bow, witch shoots laser arrows that can also be lit on fire! We also use a revolutionary technology that allows the vision of the robot to slow, quickening their reactions! If there was a way to resist it we would know. Wiz: Or maybe it's just because the metals on your planet have a fatal flaw witch make them weak to fire.Ĭommentatron: Fire is a major part of combat on our planet. Honestly, alloys comparable to your Earth Titanium is the bare minimum in our society.īoomstick: Are we seriously going to keep playing Weird Al's "Hardware Store"?Ĭommentatron: It can also be upgraded with fire, witch easily melts through most metals.
The sword is a Laser Sword that can block energy projectiles and can cut through metals stronger that Titanium. That's how long it's been.Īnalysis-Bot: SILENCE PATHETIC HUMAN. Wiz: Swords have been irrelevant in combat on earth for, well, I don't even know off the top of my head, actually. Though you probably won't even be able to comprehend them. What's the purpose of a shotgun leg if you don't even get to use it?Ĭommentatron: Anyway, we are here to explain our amazing technological weapons to you primitive humans so you surrender quickly. I can't even shoot them because they're not here. Just great.Īnalysis-Bot: What are they using to play this music? Tools? Oh, and there's drill sounds too!īoomstick: So then, we just have to deal with this. Wiz: And now their controlling the music cues. He is Commentatron.Ĭommentatron: What is with the silence? Play some music or something!Īnalysis-Bot: Good idea! Ooh, look at this random song! WHO THE ARE YOU AND HOW THE YOU TALKING TO US?!?!Īnalysis-Bot: I am Analysis-Bot. ?: Who is dead and why do you want their pool?īoomstick: Alright. I hear them too.īoomstick: I'm having Deadpool flashbacks. Your not hearing things that don't exist. ?: Yes! Most impressive for feeble humans!īoomstick: Is it just me or are we being talked to by text-to-speach? Clone Droneīoomstick: The hell is this game's story? Like, we have the basics, but we don't have the year, the name of the planet of robots that kills people before putting their minds into a robot to have them fight in some arena against other robots without human minds? Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win a Death Battle. I'd like to have a word with the ones who built these two.īoomstick: The Clone Drone, from the Danger Zone
You know, preventing the robots from hating humans and killing us with their far superior strength and all that. They make our lives better, and normally scientists treat them right. These abused robots fight for different reasons in different ways.
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